Total Medals Earned: 965 (From 122 different games.) Total Medal Score: 16,280 Points
Medals Earned: 13/20 (115/500 points)
Fail 20 times
Kill 20 farmers
Dodge 20 medium high obstacles
Jump 20 medium ground obstacles
Dodge 20 small high obstacles
Jump 20 small ground obstacles
Block 20 volleys of arrows
Dodge 20 large high obstacles
Jump 20 large ground obstacles
Block 20 duelists
Jump 20 hoplites
Dodge 20 volleys of arrows
Unlock all armor
Dodge 10 rider attacks
Outrun 10 riders
Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit
Complete Story mode
Survive 5 minutes in Survival
Complete hardcore mode
Unlock all game modes
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/14 (40/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/305 points)
You lost the game.
Kill a caveman with your icicle.
Hit a bird with your icicle.
Show some interest!
Hit two birds AND kill a caveman in one go.
Reach level 15.
You're the icicle master. Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (225/250 points)
Beat the first level.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Beat the game.
Kill the boss without dying.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (20/75 points)
Beating Adventure Mode and viewing the end movie.
Beat the boss Whizzkid in 1 minute or less.
Score 5000 points on the PindestructoTank mode.
Land a Combo of 99 or more in any mode.
Beat the boss Betton in 1 minute or less.
Beat the boss Pip Peril in 1 minute or less.
Max out all enemies in Standard Mode on any difficulty setting.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/115 points)
Split horizontally for the first time
Split vertically for the first time
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 5/10 (100/500 points)
Lose a life on the second level.
Lose a life on the stakes.
Die electrocuted
Achieve 30,000 points
Finish all 25 levels
Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.
Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.
Achieve 75,000 points
Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Medals Earned: 23/25 (850/1,000 points)
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
Terminate 5 specimens.
Use 1 appropriate item.
Do a total of 50 actions.
Kill 10 animals with your research.
Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
Fully research 1 specimen.
Use 1 preferred item.
Fully research 10 items.
Discover 5 passive reactions.
Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
Research all the techniques at least once.
Do a total of 1000 actions.
Discover 40 passive reactions.
Try all the food items.
Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
Try all the objects.
Try all the weapons.
Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.
Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.